Few things disturb an English gentleman more than bad manners.
Yes, we're all in France partly at least because of the mushrooming of yobbo culture in our homeland but surely to God we now deserve peace here from our own kind (sic).
For some time now on various websites local & national, it appears a deranged character (for legal reasons, I have altered his moniker slightly- Tish) by the nom de plume pernicieuse of Le Vagabond has plied his wicked trade on forums and chat groups. High on opiates, wormwood liquor and defective brain cells, this vagabond king posts his gems after midnight struggling to write a sentence that does not come from the index pages of Traits of Hippomania under p for psychotic expressions.
Fellow Englishmen, see here, agree! This rogue is almost certainly guilty of eating puppies and, Tish also believes may be capable of gobbling kittens.
What can be done? Well, I have proposed a hunt - a fitting retribution for such a monster.
Tish and I now await the judgement of our peers!
